How to wash the table like a man

Cleaning the kitchen/dining room table is one of the easiest chores around. Here’s how to do it.

Start with a messy table. Trust me. With three children, this is far from the messiest I have seen this table.

Remove everything from the table, and put it away.

Wet a clean dish cloth. Wipe off any crumbs.

Note the title of this post. This is not how to wipe a table, but how to wash a table. We need to clean off every stain children have left on this table.

Now that the crumbs are gone, pick a dirty corner, and start there.

Scrub until all the stains are done. You may need to use elbow grease.

Like so.

Repeat until entire table is clean and shiny.

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